Boise’s Glitter Royalty is spreading their vast reach to Seattle on their west coast tour. From the mountainous expanse of Boise, Glitterati Gals Burlesque is exploring the west coast this summer. Seattle is their first stop on a journey that continues on to Nevada, California, and Oregon. Join us for an expansive evening of raucous and sinful entertainment from Boise, the Glitterati Gals Burlesque and special guests Deadlurk Dolly Mops and Miss Violet DeVille.

Starring

Glitterati LaReaux
Phoenix Fatale
Dayla Murte

With special guests

Jay Lieber and Ve Ve Violet of the Deadlurk Dollymops (Portland, OR)
Miss Violet DeVille

Hosted by Glitterati Gal’s VooDoo Bob

The Seattle stop on the Splayed Out Tour is on Friday, July 3rd at the Re-Bar located at 1114th Howell St. in Seattle. The doors open at 6:30 pm and the show begins at 7:30 pm. Boise’s irregular and the Glitterati Gal’s host with the most, VooDoo Bob, is our master of ceremonies. The Glitterati Gals are Glitterati LaReaux, Phoenix Fatale, and Dayla Murte with special guest performances from the Deadlurk Dollymops and Miss Violet DeVille. Tickets for the show are $15 online and $20 at the door.

Like physics, the internet has its own set of “natural” laws. The most exciting: Rule 34, which states that if you can think of it, there is sexually explicit material of it. Therein lies our inspiration. With a steaming hot cast of burlesque’s finest, Rule 34 explores the deepest depths of our imaginations and the interwebs that bring them to light. 

“Why you think the net was born? Porn! Porn! Porn!” – Trekkie Monster, from the hit Broadway musical Avenue Q.

Over 30% of all Internet traffic contains porn and YouPorn.com uses 6 times the bandwidth of the streaming media site Hulu. We think Trekkie Monster might be onto something.

Rule 34 is May 10th at the Re-Bar in Seattle. Mister Bawdy is our Master of Ceremonies, our Potentate of Porn, our Sultan of Smut, and our Dictator of Dirt. Following his lead is Tamara the Trapeze Lady, Boom Boom L’Roux, Whisper De Corvo, Miss Violet DeVille, Maggie McMuffin, Cinnamon Maxxine, Magnolia Monroe, Morgue Anne, Dee Lushious, and Ms. Audrey Rugburn! The doors open at 6:30 pm and seating begins at 7:00 pm with the showing starting at 7:30 pm. Tickets start at $13 and are available through www.BrownPaperTickets.com and for $15 at the box office day of show.

At least one person has noted that she can be creepy and perhaps kooky. They’ve said she’s mysterious and spooky. Still others have said that maybe she’s all together ooky. You may feel differently about this first mate of the Feisty Felines, the pirate cat girl performance group. Personally, we like to think of her as neat, sweet, and petite. On February 8th, Katie Kat will wear her heart on her black fur coat sleeve—rather than storing it in the glass jar she buries in the cemetery out back—and brings us a shockingly delightful tribute to everyone’s favorite hairless uncle. We’re positive you’ll find the performance downright electrifying when you join us for the Belltown Burlesque Revue at the Re-Bar.

Tickets are slipping away, get yours before they’re gone! Tickets are on sale now! http://belltownburlesque.brownpapertickets.com

Jo “Boobs” Weldon is not your average burlesque performer. In addition to her ecdysiastic exper-tease, she is the headmistress of the New York School of Burlesque, the author of the Burlesque Handbook, the vice president of the only burlesque educational and social convention BurlyCon, and the Co-Director of Education at the Burlesque Hall of Fame. Or to put it much more simply, she is an amazing icon of the art form we call burlesque. To say that we are happy to have her in the show is an understatement of immense proportions. More accurately, we are delighted. Over the moon, really. In fact we are so excited we can hardly keep our clothes on. Next Saturday we invite you to come see what everyone is talking about at the Belltown Burlesque Revue.

Get close to the action with a special V.I.P. seating! Tickets are on sale now! http://belltownburlesque.brownpapertickets.com

She is the Tyler Durden of burlesque, a guerilla terrorist on stage and a master of her craft. Seraphina Fiero owns any stage that she is on and revels in pushing boundaries. Now she comes to the Belltown Burlesque Revue next Saturday with her silks to obscure and tease you, to push you, and make you meet your mortality. Stop fearing death, she intones, but accept that one day you will close your eyes and they will not open again. Accept this fact so that you may live and when death comes for you next weekend she will be there and pleasure will follow.

Time is slipping away to get the tickets you need at http://belltownburlesque.brownpapertickets.com

Seattle’s Leggy Lovely is a first class dame, a real jet setting stewardess with a lover in every port. Mandy Flame is a lady of vintage styling and pinup sensibility but she has a bit of a secret though. She doesn’t talk about it much and then, when she does, it is only to trusted confidants. It is in extreme confidence that we are sharing this with you right now. She’s secretly a nerd girl. Please, don’t spread this around, but she also goes to science-fiction conventions too. Some would be scandalized by this revelation but we’re actually pretty excited about it. Let’s see where this secret life takes her at the Belltown Burlesque Revue on February 8th.

Get your tickets now! A limited number of Premium and V.I.P. seats remain at http://belltownburlesque.brownpapertickets.com.

Burlesque. Cake. Friends.
What could e better?

Seattle’s own Timeless Trollop, the incomparable Miss Violet DeVille, turns another year older on September 29th and is ready to paint the town red and douse it in glitter! Grant Violet’s birthday wish and join her for an evening of burlesque, striptease, cake, and witty irreverence. What would a showgirl’s special day be without a parade of glittering lovelies to share it with? 

Purple Devil Productions presents
Violet DeVille’s Birthday Bash
Burlesque. Cake. Friends.

With performances by

• Paris Original
• Whisper De Corvo
• Candy Apples 
• Inara Echo
• Lana Milk-n-Honey
• Dahlia Ste Cyr
• Alexa Perplexa
• Queenie O'Hart
• Randy Andy
• Crystal Tassels & Marcus DeBoyz

 Hosted by

     Lilith von Fraumench

 Violet DeVille’s Birthday Bash is on September 29th at the Re-Bar.

 The show starts at 7:30 pm and the doors open at 7:00 pm

 The Re-Bar • 1114 Howell St., Seattle, WA

 You can RSVP for the show and share it with your friends on Facebook! 

 Tickets for this cake and glitter revelry are

• $50 on stage with the birthday girl herself
• $30 for V.I.P. seat in the front row and a goody bag to go with it.
• $20 for Premium Seating in the front row with a table for your drinks and cake
• $10 at the door
• $10 online at Brown Paper Tickets